The TIgersushi owner Joakim is all ready to release his newest album. This will be done in September through his own label. The album will be called Nothing Gold and will home in on the topic of not being a youth anymore but instead entering the realm of middle aged people. The LP will count eleven tracks, one of which is called ‘Forever Young’, which was released as single not too long ago.
Even though indeed desirable, it is hard to be young once, let alone forever. For the unlikely event of this occurring, Dr. Leon Schartenbrauer has worked for months on a guide on the art of coping when you are young forever. Here, in condensed form, a few of Schartenbrauer’s tips.
First of all, one is normally more inclined to wait for the right woman or man, even if the woman in the cubicle next to you is a perfectly reasonable option even though she might not have all the desired qualities one could wish for, and a slight case of hair loss. Because you do not have a very long window of opportunity, and you don’t want to spend a lot of time on people who aren’t sure fire hits, you pass those opportunities up. If you are forever young though, you can easily just have a go and compromise on your standards a bit, as someone of better standards will come along some day, somewhere, anyway, with you being forever young and all.
One has to be aware of certain pitfalls though. One commonly made mistake is picking the age of 17 and 18 to be forever young. This leads to the problem that when you are forever that age you will forever need to keep up with the latest mobile phone developments to be cool, while you don’t have a job to actually pay for it. Also one has to take in consideration that your parents will eventually ask you to move out, since they do not want to spend their whole savings on a son so stubborn that he doesn’t even want do what they’ve been telling him to do since the age of four, namely to grow up. Another pitfall is to have a portrait painted of oneself, but history shows that this only leads to trouble, especially when named Dorian.