Soul Clap will be releasing EFUNK, their debut album, this April. This will be done by the Wolf +Lamb label, and the exact release date is the 20th of the aforementioned month. The album will consist of thirteen tracks, including one called ‘When the Soul Claps’.
Psychologist and spiritualist Joseph Hammerding, after much training, found a way to train the soul. This, he beamed, will help us, because the soul, being connected to your innerbody, can then give out signals when, for example, one becomes depressed, or sedated, or any emotion or feeling that is inward instead of outward. So Joseph had learnt his soul how to clap, and when the soul clapped it would signal a state of inner turmoil.
Unfortunately, when the soul had found out that the person could hear him clap and then do something, he started misusing it, clapping for example when the soul didn’t want to have sex with old Mrs. Thompkovicz (Come on, it’s been ages, the erect penis pleaded, but the soul thought it was unsavory, unholy, and furthermore, the image of the two having sex would forever be ingrained into the soul’s consciousness, fearing it would take it with him even into the next life and beyond). Also, the soul started clapping when it was thirsty, hungry, and when it wanted that new Wii video game that Hammerding always passed by on his way to work.
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