In Flagranti to release new album

The lads of In Flagranti will release a new album in April. The exact release date is the fourth of that month, and it will be done via the Codek label. The album will consist of ten tracks and it will be called Worse for Wear. It will be the follow-up to the 2009 album Brash & Vulgar.

One of the tracks is called ‘Prelude to Chaos’, and King Xavier III was very much a materialistic man. But even a king can’t have everything, but he devised a cunning plan. He would say, Horses, they are a prelude to chaos!, and people would think, Oh no, horses, they are a prelude to chaos!, and they would get rid of horses. And Xavier III would get them all. This plan worked very well (despite the fact that he had to burn three villages because there was no more room for stables, but he told the people that Tarot cards said that they would only find Fame and Glory if they would go to Swindon, and off they went! He also pointed to the nearby factory and said, Oi, that’s in your ground you know, which helped as well).

This plan worked so well that the king, upon learning his impotency (though medics said, No, there is nothing wrong with it, potentially it should be able to get up, but what can arouse you when you’ve already got so much eh?), said, Sons, they are a prelude to chaos!, because he needed an heir. And people parted with their boys, but swiftly they were returned for as heirs to the throne they refused to do factory work and the girls said, naww, we aren’t that emancipated yet, come back in twenty years. Also, all youth soccer teams were comprised of sons of the kings, so who to root for?