New album Architecture in Helsinki

The band Architecture in Helsinki is gearing up to release their latest album. It will be called Moment Bends, which is the follow-up to the 2007 album Places Like This. The band will put the albums in shop on the 11th of April in the UK. During April the band will tour Europe, also stopping in Rotterdam for the Motel Mozaique festival.

One of the songs is called Contact High, which was long considered good advice. If you contacted someone when you were positioned higher you would have a more dominant position, and thus a greater chance of success. This irked Napoleon, for he was seldom positioned higher, and he could only wear heels for so long. Plus the only heels that he fancied were pointy boots with velvet patterns, which were hard to get a hold of in 17th century France, plus they only really came into fashion when Jack Lemmon wore them for his screening for Some Like It Hot (though till this day he insists he wore flats and he seemed taller because he went to Coiffeur Madame Soiri the night before and got a quiff).Napoleon, in his heyday, once put the Contact Higher to vote and wanted it changed to Contact Lower, but he lost the debate to a man two inches taller wearing a corset to straighten his back and carrying a shrimp, who threatened to eat Napoleon if he came any closer.