Ladytron readies new album

 

The band Ladytron is gearing up for a September release of their new album. The specific date they are eyeing is the 12^th of September and it will be released via Nettwerk. The album, which is called Gravity the Seducer, is co-produced by Barny Barnicott. The band will be touring Europe in May and June, but Dutch dates have yet to be announced as far as I know.

Roger Inpowitz thought, Well, if everyone is so drawn upon gravity, surely if I induce myself with the right extract of this substance people would be automatically drawn to me as well!  So Inpowitz embarked on a quest for he wanted to duplicate the effect of gravity. At first this went wrong in the sense that he extracted the gravity wrongly, and when he injected it in his body people were not drawn to him, but he simply constantly fell down. The next attempt though he found the magic formula, he cried, Eureka, I found the magic formula, and he injected a tiny bit in himself as a test. And it did work, albeit only with squirrels and lesser rated rodents (which in turn had the adverse effect that the people he wanted to draw to him stayed away from him even further. It did give him added stature in the scientific world (and beyond!) though, and it earned him the nicknames The Newton of the North, Northern Newty, and The Pied Piper of All Ugly Crawly Things). To also attract people, he thought, Hey, if I up the doses I will probably attract larger beings. He extracted more gravity, upped the doses, before he knew it the earth had rolled over on top and was now gravitating towards him. He couldn’t hold the earth, he and the earth fell down the galaxy, and now we all have higher electricity bills because sunlight is much more infrequent.