Italians Do It Better boss Johnny Jewel is a busy guy. He just recently released a two hour instrumental album called Themes for an Imaginary Film, and he has three albums coming up this year. Two highly anticipated ones at that, with them being the new Chromatics and the new Glass Candy albums, being released on Valentine’s Day and in May respectively. The third album is After Dark 2, and that one will see the, ehrm, light of day in April.
No no no, said Dr. Betkovicz, this is the prime time to voice your ideas. Only people talking, things that are not cinematic, that you can’t get away with: your foremost intellectual forays. Dr. Obitart shook his head, Nah, what you have to do if you are concocting an imaginary film is do things you cannot do, big budget things, loads of special effects, loads of eye-candy, loads of creatures that don’t exist levitating. You know, a gigantic fish fornicating with Mrs. O’Lalley’s daughter in a floating tea cup, that sort of thing.
At this point Dr. Betkovicz stood up, pointed his bony, quivering finger to Obitart, and said that surely in this world sans substance, when you have the chance to make an imaginary film, surely you make that what is not there anymore and something that can fill a void. Otherwise you are merely pandering to those who are doing that what you want your imagination to escape anyway! The discussion got specifically vile when Mrs. O’Lalley got word from the gents talk, swung by, swung hard, and started to out-shout both men who had quickly gone off and crawled to the other side of the bar.
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