Nettwerk will be releasing Ladytron’s new album in September. The band has filled the tracklist with twelve songs, one of which came out earlier this year called ‘Ace of HZ’. The album has been named Gravity the Seducer and follows hot on the heels of a compilation album the band released not too long ago.
One of the songs is called ‘Transparent Days’, and days used to be transparent. Lucid, almost. Completely clear. Spotless. And so people could see what that day would bring them, and if it was a particularly bad day, they could decide, You know what, I don’t want to get hit by a vase and be in a coma for sixty days, I’m staying in today. This wasn’t a problem since such bad days were so sporadic that people could easily take that one day a year off.
However, this changed when Adam Proskiewski was bitten by a dachshund. Now, he saw that it would happen, but it is such a minor convenience he went out anyway. So he greeted Mrs. DuMaurer, amd the postman came by. The dachshund chased the postman. The postman, in a slick manoeuvre, jumped over the hedge. The dachshund, his animalistic instincts raging, settled for Proskiewski. Fuck me, Proskiewski thought in his ever poetic fashion, that actually hurt quite a bit. Not sure why I have to put up with stuff like this. So, Proskiewski basically broke the code and from that point on he started to stay home even with only minor inconveniences lurking. Other people didn’t see why they should suffer if Proskiewski wasn’t, and so a domino effect took place with Cambodia being the last to cave.
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