The lads from Horse Meat Disco have collected enough discolicious tracks for yet another compilation album. It is their third one, and it features tracks by Sylvester, Suzy Q, Tom Trago, and many more. It features 28 tracks, and it will be released this July.
One of the tracks on the compilation is called ‘Sweet Dynamite’. Butch Cassidy was one of the biggest and baddest men of the wild wild West and is well-known for all the robberies, all the killings, all the escapes, and for being played by Paul Newman who made him amiable instead of the bastard he was. Or was he? Recent findings have suggested that frequently omitted from his legacy is his invention of what has since been termed Sweet Dynamite. In order not to kill people when blowing up safes (though the erudite professor D.H. Von Sweeten has recently argued that it mostly was to protect himself, not the “victims”), he invented dynamite which would only blow up material, as opposed to people. Which was safer, and quicker because he could stay close to the safe without being hit. This was the idea, however, in the experimental phase he soon found out that it wasn’t working when he had a fourteen year old boy stand next to it. The boy walked up there, the dynamite ignited, and the young lad was consequently blown to smithereens (this, in fact, was Von Sweeten’s main argument for his statement that Cassidy was, in fact, a bastard. However, others have suggested that he wanted to give the boy the thrill of a lifetime, comparing it to a rollercoaster ride these days. When Von Sweeten argued that he died the others waved it away pointing out ever so profusely that it doesn’t change anything about his intent).
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