The 2 Bears to release debut in January

The band The 2 Bears is gearing up for a January release. Their debut album will be called Be Strong, and it will be released by Southern Fried Records. The band consists of Joe Goddard and Raf Daddy, and those two guys will release their next single in December. The single will be called ‘Work’, which is one of the twelve tracks on the debut. Other tracks include ‘Church’, ‘Get Together’, and ‘Increase Your Faith’.

With the world hitting the seven billion, naturally, a stop had to be put on everyone being able to enter Heaven if they, in their lives, had been reasonably kind or remorseful of their sins. Otherwise, you know, Heaven isn’t that big, and the expansion of the right wing has temporarily been delayed because Peter had arranged for the wrong permits. So to enter, now you have to be more than simply “kind” or “good”, and the people on the bubble of being left out under the new regulations have recently received a note, including Lenny Lebkowitz.

He opened the mail, which read, Dear sir, you are on the bubble of being allowed into heaven, and this is the specific thing you have to do. Mr. Lebkowitz, you have to increase your faith. Thank you, good luck, and when you die you’ll find out soon enough whether you have achieved your goal for the rest of your lifetime. Lebkowitz was in quite a state of panic, for he had a hard time increasing the volume on his new tape recorder, let alone increase his faith. He went to his church, and there they told him that increased donations would be a sign of more faith, but somehow Lebkowitz doubted that. After several days of thinking he has now come to Judaism, which has a far more lenient policy of entering Afterlife, plus the bread is better.