donderdag 18 augustus 2011

David Lynch unveils tracklist

Director David Lynch, probably best known for his cult series Twin Peaks and movies like Mulholland Drive, has set his sights on making music. The fruits of his labour are about to be unleashed onto the world. This will happen on the 8th of November. The title of the album is going to be Crazy Clown Time. Luckily for Lynch he didn't have to go at it alone, and for the song 'Pinky's Dream' Karen O was so kind as to lend her talents to the project. Another track of the album is entitled 'Strange and Unproductive Thinking'.

Dr. Liberstein was a vehement opponent of Freud. Freud saw in dreams the essence of life, Liberstein thought that dreams were nothing but strange and unproductive thinking that do nothing but make people wake up and wonder, Did a green lizard really just destroy my office? Can I stay home and watch the game? The rivalry started out with attacking each other's ideas through scientific journals, but eventually the two resorted into more petty actions. Liberstein, par example, once picked up Freud's laundry and donated it to the Salvation Army. He was seen sniffling in front of Freud's house when Freud read a note by the Salvation Army thanking him for the generous donation, and what nice a quality that silk suit was! Freud immediately retaliated by, disguising himself as a door-to-door merchant, selling Liberstein a Meat Ravioli saying it was Funghi. The strictly vegetarian Liberstein found this out only after he had eaten them and his face had started to resemble Jabba the Hut. Liberstein called an end to the feud when he wanted to surprise Freud by taking all the gnomes from Freud's impeccable garden, which prompted Freud to win the "Best Garden of the Year" award. He edged out Lily Mortati by not having hideous ornaments obstructing the growth of flowers, so the judges decided in their wisdom. Liberstein was so dismayed after he failed to get back at Freud (and landing him 10.000 dollars worth of cash and a subscription to Plants and Such) that he moved to Canada and started a bakery specializing in Challah bread.

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