Feist will be releasing their new album Metals on the fourth of October. The image pictured is the cover art, and the album will be carrying twelve tracks. It sees such cheery titles as ‘Graveyard’, ’The Bad in Each Other’, ‘Anti-Pioneer’, and ‘How Come You Never Go There’.
Man has, so concludes professor D. Jentaru, in essence become the Anti-Pioneer. Innovation by the male part of the population has stagnated, and their desire to discover new things has decreased every year for the past few decades. In order to find an answer, Jentaru posed the question, How Come You Never Go There? The answer was a resounding, Womankind. Women are always telling men not to go somewhere. As one participant summarized, From our very inception we are bemothered. Mothers always say, Don’t go there. Stay with me. Don’t go out too late. Don’t go out in the dark. Why is your hand by the cookie jar, I wouldn’t go there if I were you mister! Then, when you’ve found a ladyfriend, it is much of the same. Don’t go to the bar! You can go, but don’t go there! Don’t. Go. Out. Ifyouknowwhat’sgoodforya. And if you, in a wave of psychiatric profiling, want to point out her inability to clean up after herself, then it’s, Honey, don’t go there!
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